Historical Breakthrough!!!!!!!!!!!!

I saw it on the news, and… for some reason it just makes me crack up. I dunno, it might be true but… ha ha ha, decide for yourselves: Was Martha Washington a Hottie??
And… do… I… care….? I haven’t made up my mind yet. This… in no way impacts the great things she did or the esteem I hold her in. Though, I guess, it might’ve impacted George’s view of her! ;)
But honestly, are we… surprised that she wasn’t born old and ugly like Benjamin Button? Maybe I’m just a forward thinking person, but I always assumed she was young and pretty at some point. Anyways, it gave me chuckles: Purple rhinestone shoes, oh my!
Enjoy!